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[afterdarkbeforedawn]

I had the weirdest dream that I had four sisters.

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[greyerthanabyss2]

That wasn't a dream, you little nerd.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

Huh?

[greyerthanabyss2]

There are four of us, now, Jouji.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

Ugh...

... I don't want...

[greyerthanabyss2]

I don't care.

You're coming out with me for shopping or mom gets anonymous evidence of what you've been up to. I don't think she'd be too pleased.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

... What... But...

That's not fair!

You were never this mean, Nee-san!

[greyerthanabyss2]

Oh yes we were, Mom just kept us from expressing ourselves.

Now, we need to get you better clothes.

And I think you'd look good in a nice dress.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

D-dress!?

[greyerthanabyss2]

Uh huh.

You have to suffer for that stunt you pulled, Jouji.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

But it wasn't my fault, this strange man made me do it..!

[greyerthanabyss2]

...

I'll have you talk to Noriko or someone about that.

But punishments first.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

I refuse to have anything to do with that fake witch!

[greyerthanabyss2]

...

We're going to have a long talk.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

Over what!?

[Private to Jouji]

[greyerthanabyss2]

She's the same Noriko that's our best friend from middle school.

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[afterdarkbeforedawn]

That's impossible!

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[greyerthanabyss2]

As impossible as monsters flying around and your sister splitting into four distinct people.

Also, you're getting more than a dress, mister.

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[afterdarkbeforedawn]

What!?

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[greyerthanabyss2]

I have off time today, so get your keister moving.

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[afterdarkbeforedawn]

But...!

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[greyerthanabyss2]

The clothes I have in mind for you will make yours look very nice, yes.

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[afterdarkbeforedawn]

... This isn't fair!

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[greyerthanabyss2]

Life isn't fair, and I think you need to start realizing that~

[becomeanwarrior]

...I sure do hope they weren't -too- rough...

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

I don't know what you're talking about and go away.

[becomeanwarrior]

Awww, and here I was hoping we actually connected as brothers!

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

Why would I give a damn about you.

[becomeanwarrior]

Aw, come on, I thought we were having fun during that duel?

You know, minus you going crazy and passing out.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

Why do you even want to talk to me.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Why not? Like, I could say it's for my job and I need to talk about what you remember from all that so it can give me a clue of what to do about it.

But also that was a pretty nasty bout of magic you ran into and I want to know you're okay.

Also, c'mon. Do you really want me to leave you at the mercy of your sisters forever?

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

None of this is real, I'm still dreaming.

[becomeanwarrior]

Sure, and I'm the God-Emperor of Man, destined to retake the throne.

[afterdarkbeforedawn]

No no no...

[becomeanwarrior]

What? Ready to wake up now?

[greyerthanabyss2]

Define rough.

[becomeanwarrior]

Well, I'd hope he wouldn't think -all- of it was a nightmare.

[greyerthanabyss2]

We. May have gone overboard.

[becomeanwarrior]

Ssssomehow I'm not surprised.

Should I even ask how far overboard?

[blackrthanblack]

Too much.

[becomeanwarrior]

There's a reason I decided to negotiate with contractors instead of face the four of you.

[cuterthancute]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[becomeanwarrior]

...You four are terrifying when you all focus on a singular goal.

Like, for example, "giving your little brother hell".

[blackrthanblack]

It's not giving him hell, it's making sure that causing problem has consequences.